Aloha! My name is Kalua Bahboy!
This good and kind human bought me from my lonely perch on a glass-panelled storefront in Waikiki and took me home to HUE-JEAN. Then I met others like me. A whole village full of PIGGETTs and other cute-looking stuffed creatures. Now am happi! The kind human named me Kalua. Which is kinda sick, considering Kalua is Hawaiian for ’roast’ pig.
I’m wearing a Hawaiian print cloth. Do you like it?
Mahalo!
